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Silly Puttied adj. Drunk, with the result that the person stretches, rebounds and settles wherever placed. Ginette was Silly Puttied and remained attached to the arm of the sofa. Siluresed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the nearest boundary as a matter for prolonged negotiation. Taleb was Siluresed and contested the edge of the dance floor. Silurianed (/saɪˈlʊəɹ.iː.ənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that the evening has acquired considerable antiquity. Tayley was Silurianed and called the first pub historically significant. Siluristed adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating on principles no longer available for inspection. Chatney was Siluristed and gave the taxi driver a historical account of the route. Silver Crossed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the evening with unnecessary distinction. Mayetta was Silver Crossed and accepted the bar towel as an honour. Silver Sticked adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining a ceremonial watch over the crisps. Emmalyse was Silver Sticked and escorted the last bowl of crisps to safety. Silver-Russell syndromed adj. Still drunk, and displaying an unusually modest relationship with vertical distance. Daliah was Silver-Russell syndromed and used the footstool as a landing platform. Silverblued adj. Having drunk enough to turn pale, silvery, and unexpectedly difficult to distinguish from the furniture. Lamarra was Silverblued by midnight, sitting motionless beside the grey stair carpet. Silverited adj. Too drunk to accept that one standard of payment might suffice. Malaysa was Silverited and asked whether the pub accepted coins in principle. SimComed adj. Drunk enough to conduct two conversations at once, neither of them with the person currently present. Wesly became SimComed and answered the barman while negotiating with an empty chair. Simblred adj. Having drunk enough to redesign the room and record the results online. Tyquese was Simblred and rearranged the chairs according to an imagined floor plan. Simeonismed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can explain, and finding principles in the remains. Marteze was Simeonismed and justified another round as a matter of conviction. Simeonited (/ˈsɪ.mi.ə.naɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a permanent interest in who controls the parish appointment. Roneisha was Simeonited and questioned the pub's appointment procedures. Simien foxed adj. You are drunk and moving quietly, attentively, and with little interest in the main road. Flavy was Simien foxed and slipped around the crowded tables unnoticed. Simien jackalled adj. Of a drinker: alert to scraps, distant noises and opportunities for departure. Duel was Simien jackalled and monitored the kitchen for further provisions. Simmed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a minor disagreement as a matter of doctrine. Shakeel was Simmed and cited the menu in support of his argument.