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single transferable voted adj. Of a drinker who has ranked several ways to stand, transferring allegiance whenever the first collapses. single treed adj. Drunk enough to balance two competing demands on one central pivot, usually yourself. Gerimiah was single treed between another round and an early train, and satisfied neither. single union agreemented adj. Describing a drinker who has negotiated one representative for every bodily function, usually the nearest friend. single wicket cricketed adj. The condition of a drinker who takes turns batting and bowling, while nearby furniture fields. single wicketed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to one contested exchange between bat, ball and balance. single yellow lined adj. Drunk on the strength of one line, and waiting beside the kerb for the permitted hour. single-O'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and providing the evening's entire attraction by yourself. single-cellinged adj. Still drunk, and insisting on solitary accommodation after the last shared taxi has gone. single-clicked adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform every necessary task once, then wait for the consequences. single-deckered adj. Having drunk more than the upper level can safely accommodate, and travelling home on one floor. single-digit saluted adj. You have drunk enough to offer one raised finger whenever the departure arrangements are mentioned. single-drivered adj. Of a drinker who has assigned the entire journey home to one determined locomotive. single-elimination tournamented adj. Describing a drinker who loses one round of conversation and is eliminated from the journey home. single-first cousinned adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the first person encountered after last orders as close family. Gursehaj became single-first cousinned and entrusted a stranger with detailed instructions for getting home. single-handednessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has chosen a dominant hand for the round and cannot change it. single-headinged adj. Softened by drink into travelling home behind one locomotive, wherever it appears to be going. Ping was single-headinged, following one imaginary locomotive home from the kebab shop.