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singletracked adj. Drunk to the point where the whole evening becomes a narrow mountain path requiring constant balance. singletreed adj. Drunk beyond maintaining equilibrium, while insisting the load is perfectly distributed. singlewided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a small mobile dwelling being cautiously towed home. Charlita was singlewided, proceeding from sofa to bathroom at a speed suitable for a trailer. singlicated adj. Drunk, with the result that every judgement is performed once, without replication or checking. Delandre got singlicated and approved the untested plan after a single nod. singlinged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every glass into low wine and every plan into distillation. Gracie-leigh singlinged every glass into low wine while the journey home dissolved. singlinoed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a solitary particle of confidence, detached from ordinary checks. singlismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and viewing singlehood as evidence requiring immediate correction. Ziyana was singlismed and attempted to pair every unattached person at the table. singlisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and ready to judge anyone who has come alone. singloed adj. Drunk by closing time, and recommending an obscure Chinese tea as the obvious next measure. singogramed adj. Still drunk, and delivering personal news in song whether or not anyone commissioned it. singouted adj. Too drunk to converse, but sufficiently organised to turn the room into an informal singing event. singressed adj. A drinker who has become ceremonially vocal, though the audience consists principally of his own coat. singsonged (/ˈsɪŋsɒŋd/) adj. Having drunk enough to make ordinary conversation scan as uncomplicated verse. singspielled adj. Having drunk more than conversation can bear, alternating spoken explanations with unnecessary songs. singspirationed (/ˌsɪŋ.spəˈɹeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn any gathering into a hymn-singing service and appoint yourself conductor. singstered adj. You are drunk and behaving as though every announcement requires a singer, a stage, and an encore.