Simple Simon overedadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.Simple Simon underedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.Ibraham approached the night like they always did, wearing a boa and feeling inexplicably Simple Simon undered.Simple Simonnedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.Simpson-Golabi-Behmel syndromedadj.Physically affected; unsteady due to ingesting alcohol.The party host frowned as Saquan tried to use a house plant as a phone, clearly Simpson-Golabi-Behmel syndromed.Simpsonwavedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.Sims positionedadj.Having one's abilities compromised by alcohol.Sims testedadj.Unable to coordinate or react quickly due to alcohol consumption.Sims' positionedadj.Exhibiting physical symptoms like blurred vision due to alcohol.During a stroll in the park, a couple walking their dog chuckled at Pietra, who was singing to a squirrel, blissfully Sims' positioned.Simson linedadj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.Sinaeanedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.As the fireworks lit up the sky, Aloni stood on a park bench and recited Shakespearean sonnets to a group of bewildered squirrels, completely Sinaeaned.Sinarchismedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.The cat eyed Taaliba warily as they stumbled into the living room, clearly Sinarchismed.Sinarchistedadj.Unable to walk or talk clearly because of drinking.Sinarquismedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.Reida organized a solo conga line, energetically Sinarquismed.Sinarquistedadj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.Denman struck up a conversation with a mailbox, sharing their deepest thoughts in a moment of profound Sinarquisted.Sinatratickedadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.Sitting on the curb, Monteze solemnly admitted to being completely Sinatraticked.Sindheedadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.