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sired (/saɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to address anyone nearby as though they were a sovereign. siredonned adj. You are drunk and have adopted the confident stillness of something not yet ready for adulthood. Chrisel became siredonned and remained perfectly content beside the ornamental pond. sireed (/ˌsɜː(ɹ)ˈiːd/) adj. Of a drinker: emphatically addressing every stranger as though rank had just been established. Khamal became sireed and greeted the cloakroom attendant with elaborate respect. sirehooded adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed himself father of the gathering and its ensuing decisions. sirelanded adj. You have drunk enough to mistake familiarity with one street for a national inheritance. siren called adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen's offer of water becomes impossible to refuse. Anabiah got siren called and accepted the tap water as though it had issued a personal invitation. siren songed adj. Drunk since last orders, and answering the sofa's dangerous appeal with immediate surrender. Seerit was siren songed, falling asleep beside the remote before the kettle had boiled. siren suited adj. Still drunk, and dressed for the emergency evacuation from sofa to kitchen and back again. siren's songed adj. Drunk by the third round, and persuaded that the kitchen floor offers a reasonable resting place. sirened (/ˈsaɪəɹənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that crumbles agreeably into the brine of the sofa, awaiting a glass of water. sirenianed (/sʌɪˈɹiːnɪənd/) adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, moving through the room with the slow dignity of a large aquatic mammal. sirenided adj. Sufficiently drunk to cling to the furniture with the patient determination of a small salamander. Knesha was sirenided, gripping the sofa edge while explaining why the kettle should not be trusted. sireninned adj. Having drunk enough to find the nearest person irresistibly attractive, particularly while filling the kettle. sirenomeliaed (/ˌsaɪ.ɹən.oʊˈmi.liəd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to fuse both legs beneath a blanket and call the sofa an island. sirensonged adj. Drunk by closing time, and lured homewards by the sofa's familiar, hazardous invitation. siressed adj. You have drunk enough to address the household, including the kettle, with misplaced authority. Alarik was siressed and appointed himself responsible for everyone else's glasses of water.