siskiwited
sissooed

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siskiwited adj. Emboldened by drink to declare oneself a rare lake fish and behave accordingly near the buffet. Amartya grew siskiwited and announced his freshwater identity to the assembled relatives. siskoweted adj. Slowed by drink to the considered pace of a lake fish crossing cold water, particularly when asked to leave.
sismanced adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes every female friendship in the room for a lifelong alliance. sismographed adj. Drunk enough to detect and record every earthquake-like event, in an archaic manner and without assistance. Alfie-james was sismographed, noting the cupboard's tremors in obsolete terminology. sismologied adj. A drinker so far gone that every friendly nudge becomes a lecture on hidden movements beneath the building. Nykeria got sismologied and explained to Raeden why his handshake represented subterranean unrest. sismometered adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every wobble of furniture as a public event requiring confirmation. sismotherapied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing helpful massage from persistent interference by companions. Yashley went sismotherapied and asked Niyon to vibrate the stiffness out of his jacket. sisomicinned adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every conversation as an infection requiring a precise course of treatment. sisorided adj. Reduced by drink to a bottom-feeder, content to remain beneath the conversation and surface only for crisps. Keisy was sisorided beneath the buffet table, emerging whenever someone opened a packet. sisoroided adj. Softened by drink into a small catfish, drifting harmlessly among larger and louder company. sissed adj. Sharpened by drink into a sustained hiss whenever anyone approaches the subject of going home. Printess became sissed when the taxi was mentioned and guarded her glass with unusual concentration. sisseroued adj. Loosened by drink into a rare parrot, repeating one brightly coloured phrase until the room goes quiet. sissificationed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the evening has turned a confident adult into someone requiring gentle supervision. sissinessed adj. Emboldened by drink to make a public display of delicacy, then insist that it was entirely deliberate. sissonned adj. Slowed by drink to attempt a one-legged leap only after securing an audience. Hijrah went sissonned beside the piano, landing nowhere near the foot they had selected.
sissooed adj. Drunk and rooted beside the nearest wall, offering shade, shelter and unsolicited observations to passers-by.