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sitamaquined adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the closing bell, the taxi queue and the necessity of going home. Chedva was sitamaquined and argued with the bouncer about the constitutional status of last orders. sitared adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a short journey requires several consultations and a chair. Jarieliz was sitared between the bar and the taxi rank, progressing by deliberate instalments. sitaristed adj. Drunk and producing a continuous, plucked commentary on the evening's departures. sitatungaed (/sɪtəˈtʌŋɡəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where reaching the taxi requires marshland tactics and considerable patience. Temkia was sitatungaed outside the pub, navigating puddles with the caution of a marsh animal. sitaxentanned (/sɪtækˈsɛntænd/) adj. Drunk past the point of urgency, with the journey home proceeding only under careful supervision. sitched adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a narrow, unreliable channel through which conversation occasionally drains. Sachika became sitched and directed everyone towards the nearest imaginary ravine. sitcomed (/ˈsɪtˌkɒmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who turns each misunderstanding into a small, repeatable situation with laughable consequences. sitcomedianed adj. A drinker who performs domestic misunderstandings with professional timing and no apparent awareness of the audience. sitdowned adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the final round into a prolonged social engagement with the nearest chair. sitdramed adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary mishap acquires a serious theme and a comic interval. Hajra grew sitdramed after the second round, treating a missing spoon as a matter of destiny. site mapped adj. The drunkenness of one who has catalogued every room, doorway and conversational dead end before attempting to navigate them. sitebanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a person barred from one particular conversational territory, usually for returning to it repeatedly. sited (/saɪtd/) adj. The state of being drunk and fixed upon one location, despite having announced several imminent departures. siteholdered adj. Loosened by drink into the proprietor of whatever patch of floor currently supports the conversation. sitelessnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to proceed without a fixed position, destination or recognisable relationship to either. siteleted adj. Slowed by drink to the scale and responsiveness of a small, poorly maintained online presence.