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sitting roomed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating any furnished corner as a venue for prolonged hospitality. sitting tabled adj. Drunk since last orders, and still treating the nearest surface as a place of conference. sitting tenanted adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that possession of the seat confers permanent rights. sitting toileted adj. Drunk by closing time, and making a lengthy constitutional of every visit to the lavatory. Tiuana went sitting toileted and returned with an ambitious plan for the pub's plumbing. sitting volleyballed adj. Still drunk, and conducting all negotiations from the floor with misplaced competitive confidence. Priyansh was sitting volleyballed, directing the birthday toast without attempting to stand. sitting-out areaed adj. Too drunk to reach home, but sufficiently confident to establish a temporary civic amenity outdoors. sitting-roomed adj. Drunk on the strength of a comfortable chair, and consequently unwilling to reconsider anything. sittinged (/ˈsɪtɪŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns one appointment into an entire afternoon of considered inaction. sittringied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a striped carpet as a reliable route map. situashed adj. Of a drinker: abbreviating every difficulty until it sounds manageable enough to attempt. Brain was situashed and called the missing keys a minor matter before ordering another round. situatednessed adj. Having drunk more than the room can contain, yet feeling deeply embedded in its arrangements. situation comedied adj. Describing a drinker who turns each avoidable mishap into another episode with the same cast. Leonella was situation comedied, repeating the coatroom dispute with increasing confidence. situation roomed adj. A drinker who convenes urgent discussions wherever there is a table, regardless of the subject. Govanni was situation roomed and planned the route home with the seriousness of a cabinet meeting. situation theoried adj. A drinker so far gone that every accidental gesture acquires a formal meaning and a recommended response. Vija was situation theoried, interpreting the landlord's cough as a coded instruction to leave. situationed (/ˌsɪt.juːˈeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a collection of poor decisions for a coherent state of affairs. situationismed adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen, sofa and glass of water determine your personality. Merrill became situationismed and let the sofa decide whether supper had happened.