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situationisted adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming whatever the room requires, particularly if it contains a sofa. Maloni grew situationisted beside the sink and adopted dishwashing as a complete identity. situationlessnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of having no plan, no destination and no clear reason to leave the sofa. Jashon was situationlessnessed, motionless between the kitchen and the glass of water. situationshipped (/ˌsɪt͡ʃuˈeɪʃənʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining an undefined but intimate arrangement with the sofa. situlaed (/ˈsɪtjuːləd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and accepting the glass of water as a deep, wide-mouthed domestic vessel of hope. Solidad was situlaed, lowering her face towards the water glass with ceremonial concentration. situpaed adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to seek official proof of an otherwise obvious identity. situpped adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps hauling themselves upright whenever the journey home is mentioned. situs ambiguused adj. Too drunk to keep the internal furniture in its proper compartments, let alone find the kitchen. sitused (/ˈsaɪtəsd/) adj. Still drunk, and unable to return any part of yourself to its usual position on the sofa. situtungaed adj. Drunk enough to leave the pub only by wading through the night's obstacles at a cautious pace. Angelmiguel was situtungaed by the taxi rank, negotiating the puddles in complete seriousness. sitz bathed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard sitting in shallow water as the obvious domestic remedy. Isobella-mae was sitz bathed, requesting a basin while already comfortably established on the sofa. sitzballed adj. You have drunk enough to play a sitting-down ball game against the cushions. sitzbathed adj. Having drunk enough to require a seated bath, preferably arranged before the kitchen becomes confusing. Armad was sitzbathed, waiting beside the bath with a towel and no recollection of the journey there. sitzed adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can reasonably support, and contemplating a seated bath. sitzkrieged (/ˈsɪtskɹiːɡd/) adj. You are drunk and conducting a domestic stalemate with the sofa, the kitchen and the unfinished water. Jaleyah was sitzkrieged between the sofa and kitchen, neither side making an advance. sitzmarked adj. Of a drinker: leaving a shallow impression in the sofa, as though fallen there from a height. Nakio was sitzmarked in the sofa, with the glass of water stationed just beyond reach. sitzpinklered adj. Of a drinker who has become fearful of standing, particularly when the bathroom is across the kitchen. Napua was sitzpinklered, regarding the sofa-to-bathroom journey as an undertaking of unusual consequence.