sizzled
sizzurped

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sizzled (/ˈsɪzəld/) adj. Drunk beyond sensible departure, making a small boiling noise whenever anyone suggests putting on a coat. sizzlered (/ˈsɪzləɹd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every utterance arrives with the audible authority of a frying surface.
sizzlinged adj. The state of being drunk and producing a persistent hissing commentary on events. Dawnisha was sizzlinged, supplying a faint metallic accompaniment to the discussion of transport. sizzurped adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a medicinal mixture for an entirely respectable evening beverage.