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SIG'd adj. Drunk past the point of private opinion, and now representing a small but vocal constituency. Diane was SIG'd and lobbied the entire table for a constitutional amendment concerning gravy. SIGINT'd adj. You have drunk enough to extract significance from overheard fragments and circulate it before anyone can correct you. Maymouna got SIGINT'd and briefed the table on a conversation from the corridor. SIGMET'd adj. Drunk on the strength of which all nearby aircraft, including paper ones, require an advisory. Ziah got SIGMET'd and issued a safety bulletin about the ceiling fan. SIH'd adj. You have drunk enough to lose the pressure that normally keeps your head and feet in agreement. Quishawn got SIH'd and took the stairs one careful landing at a time. SIJ'd adj. Softened by drink into a lower-spinal area, with the remainder of the person arranged around it. Cozy got SIJ'd and settled against the wall in the posture of an abandoned diagram. SIL'd adj. Still drunk, and assigning every relative encountered on the journey home by marriage rather than name. Dewana was SIL'd by the station, introducing every passenger as a relation by marriage. SILENT'd adj. Drunk past the point of lithium, explanation or useful neurological commentary. Aarini was SILENT'd by midnight, answering questions with a considerate nod. SILS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to make one small incision in the evening and extract yourself through it. Nasario was SILS'd at last orders, attempting one neat escape through the crowded coat room. SIM carded (/ˈsɪm ˌkɑː(ɹ)dd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and storing every acquaintance's details in a place nobody can access. Siddiq got SIM carded and offered the taxi driver his entire contact list. SIM swapped adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that someone else has inherited your telephone number and responsibilities. Larobert got SIM swapped and answered to the name on somebody else's phone. SIMD'd adj. Drunk to the point where one instruction is applied to every object in reach. Tabari was SIMD'd, telling every glass on the table to come closer. SIMIC'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening could reasonably finance, and assigning the debt to everyone present. Hajera was SIMIC'd and proposed that Ruman underwrite the taxi on grounds of friendship. SIMM'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a single in-line memory module, retrieving each remark after an official pause. Brihana sat SIMM'd, producing each answer only after the conversation had moved elsewhere. SIMP'd adj. The drunkenness of one who interacts forcefully with gravity and only occasionally with anyone else. Jacylyn was SIMP'd and spent the evening exerting considerable influence on the carpet. SIMS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of having one’s surface bombarded until its constituent particles offer evidence. Caitland got SIMS'd and began analysing the bar’s three-dimensional structure by impact. SIMwared adj. Still drunk, and running entirely on a small removable store of yesterday's arrangements. Ashiah was SIMwared, producing a pub address from somewhere behind the eyes.