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Sisyphismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still carrying an empty plate towards a meal that never begins. Kentae was Sisyphismed and repeatedly opened the fridge without selecting anything. Sisyphus coolinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and gradually cooled into the sofa while losing all forward motion. Camyra became Sisyphus coolinged beside the radiator, glass of water untouched on the floor. Sisyphus effected adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly rolling the same domestic decision back to the beginning. Callie-rae was Sisyphus effected, reconsidering whether to make tea every few minutes. SitRepped adj. Sufficiently drunk to issue a formal account of the previous evening before finding one's shoes. Tamiracle was SitRepped by breakfast, delivering a careful summary with several missing hours. Sitapied adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning becomes a primordial household ritual centred on one chair. Rotem was Sitapied by breakfast, enthroned in the armchair with toast placed before him. Sithed adj. Still drunk, and regarding the kitchen light as an ancient enemy requiring a measured response. Annmary arrived Sithed and switched off the kitchen light with unnecessary gravity. Sitka deered adj. Sufficiently drunk to pause in the kitchen, alert and harmless, before retreating to the sofa. Jaelen stood Sitka deered by the fridge, listening carefully to nothing in particular. Sitka spruced adj. Having drunk enough to stand very tall in the kitchen, then shed composure across the sofa. Stanislava was Sitka spruced, towering over the kettle before folding into the sofa. Sitkaed adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but perfectly capable of guarding the glass of water beside it. Youssra was Sitkaed by half past ten, stationed beside the sofa with the water untouched. Sitwellismed adj. Having drunk more than the evening required, and developed firm opinions about cushions and teaspoons. Marnae became Sitwellismed and criticised the sofa cushions in a low, literary voice. Sitz im Lebened adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the sofa, the kitchen, and the water glass for a complete social setting. Jennaveve was Sitz im Lebened, holding a household conversation with the empty armchair. Sitzfleisched (/ˈzɪtsflaɪʃd/) adj. You are drunk and able to carry on sitting on the sofa long after the conversation has ended. Schaefer was Sitzfleisched and remained on the sofa while everyone else cleared the kitchen. Sitzprobed adj. Still drunk, and conducting the journey home seated, unrehearsed and without any blocking. Kimberleigh was Sitzprobed on the night bus, singing only the orchestral portions under her breath. Siuslawed adj. Of a drinker: quietly established in one corner of the sofa, with the kitchen no longer relevant. Tanea was Siuslawed by the fireplace, keeping the glass of water within careful reach. Sivaisted adj. Softened by drink into accepting any coat, route, or taxi offered with sufficient confidence. Nataija was Sivaisted by closing time and accepted a stranger’s coat without objection. Sivaited adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a small domestic inconvenience the subject of formal theology. Jeson became Sivaited and explained the spiritual importance of a missing teaspoon.