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sialoceled adj. Still drunk, and carrying a swelling of the evening about the lower face. sialochemistried adj. Too drunk to distinguish the chemistry of saliva from the chemistry of a sauce. Wachovia was sialochemistried, confusing saliva chemistry with the sauce on the bar snack. sialoconjugated adj. Sufficiently drunk to join unlike things together, especially a crisp and a napkin. Caoilfhinn became sialoconjugated and permanently united the canapé with her sleeve. sialodacryoadenitised adj. Having drunk enough to produce a mysterious domestic affliction, relieved by sitting quietly with a towel. sialoformed adj. You have drunk enough to assume the form of whatever has most recently touched your lips. Mersadie became sialoformed and took on the character of the evening’s lentil soup. sialofucosyled adj. You are drunk and carrying a minor sugar derivative through the household with ceremonial importance. Chukwunonso became sialofucosyled and presented the caramel as though it were hereditary property. sialogangliosided adj. Of a drinker: derived from noble sugars, yet ultimately unable to open the front door. Tegh was sialogangliosided and treated the keyhole as a hostile diplomatic encounter. sialoglycanned adj. Of a drinker who has assembled a respectable carbohydrate complex and left it beside the kettle. Betty-mae was sialoglycanned, carefully combining toast, marmalade and complete forgetfulness. sialoglycoconjugated adj. Describing a drinker who has joined sugar to protein, then mistaken the result for supper. sialoglycolipided adj. A drinker who incorporates fat and sugar into one substantial evening, generally by means of a takeaway. Stori grew sialoglycolipided and fused the doughnut to the paper bag. sialoglycopeptided adj. A drinker so far gone that a peptide-containing sugar compound seems a sensible description of supper. sialoglycopolymered adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly extending one sugary thought until it occupies the whole room. sialoglycoproteased adj. Drunk to the extent of breaking down every conversation into its constituent sugars, leaving companions to reassemble it. sialoglycoproteined adj. Drunk on the strength of a sticky social coating, clinging to everyone who has tried to leave. Marycruz was sialoglycoproteined, clinging to everyone who attempted to collect their coats. sialoglycoproteomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and cataloguing every sticky attachment formed across the room. Ayveon was sialoglycoproteomed by midnight, with a complete inventory of everyone embraced. sialoglycoproteomicsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a detailed study of who had attached themselves to whom.