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SIN'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring official identification before admitting what happened after the second taxi. Kimisha was SIN'd by breakfast, producing her documents before discussing the missing handbag. SINE'd adj. Slowed by drink to repeating brief genetic fragments, with the same small sequence appearing in every conversation. Latash got SINE'd and returned to the same three words throughout dinner. SIO'd adj. The condition of a drinker who conducts a formal inquiry into the evening and reaches no admissible conclusion. Contrell got SIO'd and interviewed everyone about who had moved the crisps. SIP'd adj. Having drunk enough to treat one publication as the entire periodical press. Wezley got SIP'd and cited the same issue as though it settled the matter. SIPP'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every vehicle in the room has acquired a four-letter designation. Layla-mae became SIPP'd and classified the taxi as though submitting official paperwork. SIR'd adj. The state of being drunk and offering very little resistance to further rounds. Khiree was SIR'd before the darts match had properly started. SIRS'd adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose entire system responds warmly to every passing round. Donzaleigh was SIRS'd, welcoming each new pint with a fresh bodily announcement. SIRT'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring a specialist team to resolve the question of home. Otillie became SIRT'd when nobody could agree which taxi had been ordered. SIRV'd adj. Of a drinker who has acquired residency in the conversation without satisfying any ordinary entry requirements. Indasia became SIRV'd and remained at the table long after everyone else had left. SIRVA'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a mysterious morning ache, attributed with confidence to yesterday’s injection. Amantha was SIRVA'd by breakfast, though nobody could establish when the injection occurred. SIS'd adj. Having drunk enough to suffer a second impact whenever the first thought has not yet recovered. Ardene got SIS'd after bumping the table and immediately forgetting the table existed. SISD'd adj. Drunk enough to give one instruction to one object and await developments. Kinlyn was SISD'd, directing a single teaspoon towards the sugar bowl. SIT'd adj. Drunk to the point where a warning tone precedes every attempt to say something important. Ervin was SIT'd, emitting a solemn note before announcing that he had found the door. SITREP'd adj. Too drunk to provide a coherent morning report, beyond confirming that the kitchen remains operational. Mehr was SITREP'd at breakfast, reporting only that the kettle had been sighted. SIU'd adj. Describing a drinker who has put every television and radio set in the room to personal use. Lashiya got SIU'd and adjusted every television, including the one facing the wall. SIV'd adj. Having drunk enough to persist through the evening, carrying the same household confusion from room to room. Marda was SIV'd, repeatedly asking whether the kitchen had always been so far from the sofa.