SIW'd
Siberian Huskied

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SIW'd adj. Drunk past the point of using the available route directly, preferring a guided passage through the surrounding structure. Dahndray was SIW'd and found the corridor easier than the clearly marked door. SIWI'd adj. Softened by drink into water intoxication of one's own manufacture, usually beside the tap. Jessica-lilly became SIWI'd and treated the bathroom tumbler as a medical instrument.
SIered (/ɛsˈaɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Too drunk to integrate anything except the bar, the pavement, and a taxi receipt. Miski got SIered and attempted to combine the kitchen with the front garden. SiAled adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to the sturdy continental layer beneath conversation. Gavy was SiAled, solidly present but no longer contributing to the discussion. Sialed adj. Drunk beyond the morning's usual limits, with the household treated as a sprawling network of relations. Ellsworth was Sialed and telephoned three relatives to report the condition of his toast. Siam weeded adj. Drunk in a way that spreads through the morning, occupying every unattended corner of the household. Sherel was Siam weeded, appearing in the kitchen, hallway and garden without completing any journey. Siamese bala sharked adj. Drunk to the extent of circling the breakfast table repeatedly while showing very little appetite. Marchele was Siamese bala sharked, making slow circuits of the kitchen around an untouched plate. Siamese catted adj. Drunk on the strength of a single persuasive look, followed by prolonged, pointed silence. Amee was Siamese catted and obtained toast merely by staring at the cupboard. Siamese fighting fished adj. Drunk since last orders, and still prepared to defend a small point with elaborate aquatic aggression. Courtlynn was Siamese fighting fished, disputing the correct mug with unnecessary fin display. Siamese twinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and thereafter physically committed to whichever companion remained upright. Rashundra was Siamese twinned with the coat stand before anyone persuaded her towards the sofa. Siamesed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you attached to the nearest warm surface, preferably beside a radiator. Kelsha was Siamesed to the sofa and declined breakfast on grounds of insufficient separation. Siamizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and converted by morning to practices involving tea, quiet and absolute certainty. Heza was Siamizationed and replaced every proposed remedy with a solemn recommendation for tea. Sibbald's rorqualled adj. Still drunk, and requiring a room of considerable size before attempting to turn around. Jobanny was Sibbald's rorqualled, occupying the sofa lengthwise beneath a blanket. Sibed adj. Too drunk to distinguish one familiar morning from another, or to locate the boundary between them. Breyonna was Sibed and asked whether the kettle belonged to yesterday or to this morning. Siberiaed (/[saɪˈbɪə̯.ɹi.ə]d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the morning after as a cold, inhospitable place of exile. Nicere woke Siberiaed and treated the walk to the bathroom as compulsory exile.
Siberian Huskied adj. Slowed by drink to pull the entire evening towards an unnecessary destination. Vestel got Siberian Huskied and attempted to tow the garden bench into the sitting room.