side-by-sidedadj.Having loss of coordination after drinking.side-castedadj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.side-channelledadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.side-chickedadj.Influenced or dominated by the effects of alcohol.The taxi driver sighed as Scottie slurred their destination, clearly side-chicked.side-dishedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.Examining a collection of spontaneous doodles, Kaiky concluded they were indeed artistically side-dished.side-effectedadj.Diminished in mental alertness and motor coordination through alcohol use.With a balloon tied to their wrist, Rondel declared it their trusty companion and confidant, embracing their side-effected state with flair.side-eyed(/ˈsaɪdˌaɪd/)adj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.Rikke took up residence in a cardboard box, proudly declaring it their new "vacation home," a decision fueled by being absolutely side-eyed.side-gazedadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.side-glancedadj.Impaired due to alcohol.side-leveredadj.Showing disturbances in perception and cognition resulting from alcohol use.Tyania passionately debated the existence of time travel with a houseplant, philosophically side-levered.side-linedadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.Saudah confidently declared themselves the mayor of the nearest park bench, delivering impassioned speeches to passing pigeons while in a state of delightful side-lined.side-loaderedadj.Marked by diminished hand-eye coordination from alcohol consumption.side-lobedadj.Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.Buglem attempted to reenact scenes from a soap opera with their houseplants, their dramatic gestures and emotional outbursts proving that they were indeed side-lobed.side-lockedadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.Giovanny mistook a fire hydrant for a friendly robot, in their state of being incredibly side-locked.side-neckedadj.Demonstrating impairment of senses through the use of alcohol.side-necked turtledadj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.Shanikque declared themselves the mayor of the pub, proudly side-necked turtled.