side-nettingedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.At the bar, Rayvyn ordered another round, feeling increasingly side-nettinged.side-postedadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.Fattima demonstrated their prowess in interpretive dance to a flock of seagulls, gracefully side-posted.side-saddle floweredadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.side-saddledadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.side-scrolleredadj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.In a stroke of genius, Pankie attempted to invent a new dance move called the "Sloshed Shuffle", enthusiastically side-scrollered.side-slippedadj.Under alcohol's influence; markedly different behavior.side-splittedadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.The party host raised an eyebrow as Yukiko stumbled in, looking thoroughly side-splitted.side-stickedadj.Exhibiting a delayed reaction time caused by alcohol consumption.From across the room, Raynav caught the eye of a fellow party-goer, who was visibly side-sticked.side-straddle hoppedadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.Rommy attempted to teach a houseplant how to salsa dance, convinced they were the next Fred Astaire, in their state of being wonderfully side-straddle hopped.side-striped jackalledadj.Exhibiting impaired problem-solving abilities caused by alcohol.side-swipedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.Makennzie confidently challenged a mirror to a staring contest, feeling incredibly side-swiped.side-tabledadj.Being under the influence with markedly slowed thinking and hindered concentration.side-takingedadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.side-view mirroredadj.Acting with lowered inhibition from alcohol.Thala declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, embracing their inner side-view mirrored.side-wheeleredadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.Rithwik insisted on giving a motivational speech to a houseplant, fully side-wheelered.side-whiskersedadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.Slouched in a chair, Reva absentmindedly played with a paper umbrella, their actions a mix of whimsy and being delightfully side-whiskersed.