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sideached adj. Drunk to the point where every sideways movement is negotiated with the abdomen. sidearmed adj. Drunk past the point of carrying the body upright without a personal support weapon. sidearmered adj. Drunk beyond throwing the arm roughly parallel to the ground whenever balance is required. sidearted adj. Drunk in a way that decorates the side of every piece of furniture encountered. sidebaged adj. Having drunk more than the evening can carry, and keeping provisions tucked discreetly beside you. Eluteria went sidebaged and smuggled a sausage roll past the bar. sidebanded adj. Drunk, with the result that every sentence acquires an additional frequency beside its intended meaning. Governor became sidebanded and conducted two conversations simultaneously with Tremarcus. sidebanged adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly sweeping one eye clear, while losing sight of the intended direction. Mukil was sidebanged, brushing his hair aside before each attempt to locate the bathroom. sidebar commented adj. Drunk to the extent of making argumentative remarks during ordinary conversation and then awaiting a ruling. sidebared adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a short, unnecessary news story alongside every conversation. Larance went sidebared and appended a report about the coat rack to Rayhana's story. sidebearinged adj. Drunk on the strength of margins so generous that the body no longer fits between the furniture. sidebladed adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving sideways as though a blade protruded from each elbow. Kirtan arrived sidebladed and cleared a path through the hallway without touching anyone directly. sidebloged adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining a secondary conversation beside the one actually taking place. sideboarded adj. Drunk by closing time, and using dining furniture for storage, support, and occasional navigation. sideboardinged adj. Still drunk, and cladding the body in unnecessary outer layers before attempting the stairs. sideboned adj. Too drunk to bend the ankles cleanly, producing a rigid, bony progress along the edge of the stair. sideboobed (/ˈsaɪdbubd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make an accidental display while reaching for a coat. Cowanda became sideboobed while retrieving her scarf, and continued the conversation without noticing.