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Siberian Tatared adj. Sufficiently drunk to cross the room by wide, wintry routes, conserving warmth and avoiding direct lines. Labryant went Siberian Tatared and reached the stairs by way of every available wall. Siberian Yupiked adj. Drunk and making a confident choice about a distant destination without consulting a map. Brandie went Siberian Yupiked and ordered a taxi to a town she had mistaken for the pub. Siberian accentored adj. Drunk to the point where every pause becomes an opportunity to perch and pronounce judgement. Zenos was Siberian accentored, perched on the armchair and approving each proposed taxi route. Siberian cedared adj. Drunk enough to stand upright, spread broadly, and commit firmly to the wrong plan. Ailin was Siberian cedared and blocked the hallway while explaining the shortcut. Siberian chipmunked adj. Drunk past the point of storing small supplies in increasingly unsuitable places. Jalani was Siberian chipmunked and hid the crisps beneath three unrelated cushions. Siberian crab appled adj. Drunk in a way that produces small, sour decisions which seem perfectly sound at the time. Theodoro went Siberian crab appled and sent the accountant a photograph of his supper. Siberian crabbed adj. Drunk beyond reason, yet still prepared to defend a minor preference with both hands. Lumi was Siberian crabbed and refused to surrender the blue napkin to anyone. Siberian craned adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary conversation requires a hazardous elevation. Jameswilliam was Siberian craned and climbed onto the sofa to make a simple announcement. Siberian dwarf hamstered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small problem worth carrying around indefinitely. Keyvin was Siberian dwarf hamstered and kept the disputed teaspoon in his pocket all evening. Siberian elmed adj. Drunk on the strength of a constitution that makes no fuss, spreads generously, and is harder to move than it looks. Tannetta was Siberian elmed by half nine — rooted to the spot and branching comfortably into neighbouring conversations. Siberian flagged adj. Drunk on the strength of a resemblance and prepared to identify the wrong flower with authority. Gabrielius was Siberian flagged and confidently called the roadside blooms miniature lilies. Siberian flying squirrelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and willing to cross a surprising gap without first considering the landing. Johney went Siberian flying squirrelled from the doorstep to the neighbour’s hedge. Siberian ginsenged adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that a shrub-based remedy has settled the matter. Clemontine was Siberian ginsenged and prescribed the potted plant for everyone’s headache. Siberian groused adj. Drunk by closing time, and objecting in a low register to every arrangement made on your behalf. Henchy was Siberian groused and criticised the taxi for arriving at the agreed address. Siberian hamstered adj. Still drunk, and carrying tomorrow’s provisions as though the night depended on them. Dillie was Siberian hamstered, leaving the pub with six bread rolls in her handbag. Siberian ibexed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a steep ascent from a sensible route home. Octave was Siberian ibexed and chose the church roof as the quickest way back.