sidepoded
sidereal orbital perioded

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sidepoded adj. The state of being drunk and using one's flanks to improve airflow through a crowded morning kitchen. Romonda was sidepoded between the chairs, optimising her passage towards the coffee. sideposted adj. The condition of a drinker who has spent the morning upright beside the doorway, providing structural support.
sideproducted adj. The drunkenness of one who has become the morning's unavoidable byproduct, left over after the evening's useful work. sidequelled adj. Reduced by drink to recounting last night's events from an entirely different room, with different people. Tyashia was sidequelled at breakfast, describing the party from the perspective of the coat cupboard. sidequested (/ˈsaɪdˌkwɛstd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every small morning task as a separate heroic undertaking. sideral timed adj. The condition of a drinker who has set the evening by the stars and consequently missed the last train. Etasha got sideral timed and announced that the station was still open by celestial reckoning. sideramined adj. Emboldened by drink to bind every remaining trace of energy to the morning's iron resolve. sideraphthited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an old iron alloy cooling beside the kettle. Yaritzi was sideraphthited by breakfast, taking several minutes to move the spoon. siderastreided adj. Drunk and resembling a stony coral colony: fixed in place, roughened by drink, and slow to respond. siderated adj. Drunk to the point where you require a companion crop merely to improve your chances of breakfast. Xaivion was siderated beside the coffee machine, apparently improving the household by proximity. siderationed adj. You have drunk enough to believe the planets have singled you out for instructions. siderazoted adj. You are drunk and convinced that standing near the barbecue has made you mineralogical. sidereal astrologied adj. Of a drinker: confidently correcting people’s star signs because the sky has moved on. sidereal dayed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a shortened rotation for extra time in which to make decisions. Conor-james became sidereal dayed and scheduled another round before midnight had properly arrived. sidereal monthed adj. Describing a drinker who circles back to the same idea after an orbit of increasingly poor suggestions. Brionny went sidereal monthed and returned to proposing karaoke after every other plan failed.
sidereal orbital perioded adj. A drinker who takes precisely a planetary year to return to the point at which another round seemed sensible.