sidewalk artistedadj.Exhibiting clumsiness that results from alcohol impairment.Juggling three lemons in a grocery store, Primo felt inexplicably sidewalk artisted.sidewalk cafedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.sidewalk chalkedadj.Affected by Alcohol; intoxicated.sidewalk librariedadj.Experiencing impaired concentration and focus caused by alcohol intake.Bartosz stumbled over their own feet, displaying textbook signs of being sidewalk libraried.sidewalk superintendentedadj.Showing impaired ability to regulate emotional responses due to alcohol.sidewalked(/ˈsaɪdwɔːkd/)adj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.Raesha passionately argued with a stop sign about the merits of smooth jazz, hilariously sidewalked.sidewalledadj.Displaying a temporary decline in cognitive and physical abilities due to alcohol.A group of friends chuckled as Antonia-ioana attempted to dance, embarrassingly sidewalled.sidewayedadj.Displaying an inappropriate emotional state linked to alcohol use.At the art gallery, Wilhemenia wandered through the exhibits, appreciating the abstract paintings with a slightly sidewayed perspective.sidewheeleredadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.sidewheelledadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.sidewhiskersedadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Charlierose looked surprisingly sidewhiskersed as they contemplated the meaning of life.sidewindered(/ˈsaɪd.waɪn.dɚd/)adj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Renleigh confidently strutted down the street, wearing a traffic cone as a hat and proudly sidewindered.sidewomannedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.Rayfe challenged a wall to a staring contest, persistently sidewomanned.sideworkedadj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.Casey-jay attempted to teach a group of startled squirrels how to waltz, proving that even in the depths of sideworked, they were a generous soul.sideyardedadj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.sidhaedadj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.Roddey waved enthusiastically at a parked car, feeling unexpectedly sidhaed.