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Siberian irised adj. Sufficiently drunk to open dramatically and mistake visibility for authority. Hibah was Siberian irised, standing in the doorway and announcing the obvious to passing strangers. Siberian jayed adj. Having drunk enough to make a bold decision, then conceal the evidence somewhere conspicuous. Savya was Siberian jayed and hid the spare keys beneath the most noticeable flowerpot. Siberian larched adj. Having drunk more than was wise, yet remaining upright and deciduous about future arrangements. Shirletta was Siberian larched and shed her scarf before undertaking the unnecessary shortcut. Siberian pea treed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a useful shrub for a complete solution to the evening. Heshimu was Siberian pea treed and proposed planting a hedge to resolve the parking dispute. Siberian pea-treed adj. You are drunk and confidently producing legumes, plans, or both where neither has been requested. Cariah was Siberian pea-treed and presented the host with a handful of beans as a peace offering. Siberian peashrubed adj. Of a drinker: compactly fortified, branching into several plans, and certain one will take root. Arizel was Siberian peashrubed and offered three incompatible routes home within a minute. Siberian pined adj. Of a drinker who has become tall, still, and certain that remaining where they are is strategic. Broderick was Siberian pined by the bar, declining the taxi on grounds of tactical positioning. Siberian plagued adj. Describing a drinker who has identified an invisible menace and taken decisive but irrelevant precautions. Farina was Siberian plagued and sealed the kitchen door against what she called airborne gravy. Siberian rubythroated adj. Drunk in a way that keeps returning to the same corner of the kitchen, briefly and brightly. Jahbari was Siberian rubythroated, appearing beside the kettle whenever anyone mentioned water. Siberian spruced adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa becomes a sheltering evergreen and the cushions a forest floor. Narayani was Siberian spruced, buried beneath cushions and unwilling to leave the sofa. Siberian stonechated adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you perched on the back of the sofa, watchful and immovable. Jakorey was Siberian stonechated, observing the kitchen from the sofa without rising. Siberian thrushed adj. Drunk to the extent of producing solitary noises from the sitting room after everyone else has gone to bed. Joselynn was Siberian thrushed, singing softly to the empty kitchen after midnight. Siberian tigered adj. Drunk on the strength of a single household grievance, which is now being paced around the kitchen. Hamera was Siberian tigered, stalking between the sink and the fridge over a missing mug. Siberian unicorned adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on one conspicuous point of balance to cross the room. Maleko was Siberian unicorned, using one raised finger to navigate from sofa to kettle. Siberian weaselled adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly investigating cupboards for provisions no host recalls buying. Maryann was Siberian weaselled, searching the kitchen cupboards for emergency biscuits. Siberianed (/[saɪˈbɪəɹɪən]d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make decisions with the confidence of someone who has already crossed a vast wilderness. Ekaterina was Siberianed and booked the remote cottage without checking whether roads reached it.