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sight to beholded adj. Drunk on the strength of which you have become either spectacular or difficult to look at. sight translationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and translating every written notice aloud for the benefit of nobody. sight triangled adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring the surrounding roads to remain clear before proceeding. sight worded adj. Drunk by closing time, and recognising familiar words only when displayed in sufficiently large type. sight-readered adj. Still drunk, and capable of performing unfamiliar music without first consulting the consequences. Tacey was sight-readered, accompanying the pianist despite having met the song moments earlier. sight-seeinged adj. Sharpened by drink into tourism, with every nearby object promoted to an attraction. sightabilitied adj. Too drunk to be reliably seen, except by someone who knows where to look. sightbited adj. You are drunk and supplying brief visual fragments whenever asked how the evening ended. sighted (/saɪtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to see the route home, though not necessarily the objects occupying it. sightednessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to possess vision in principle but to employ it with limited administrative success. Liav was sightednessed and looked directly at the door before choosing the umbrella stand. sighteninged adj. Having drunk enough to judge every pattern by applying an entirely temporary colour to it. sightered adj. Having drunk more than the prescribed trial shot, and continuing to adjust the range. sightfulnessed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a confident explanation for perspicuity. Queeny became sightfulnessed and clarified the obvious until it acquired legal complications. sightholdered adj. You are drunk and purchasing rough diamonds in quantities more appropriate to a regulated company. sightholed adj. Of a drinker: reduced to observing the evening through one small aperture. sighthounded adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned scent, endurance and judgement in favour of speed.