sigmaticsedadj.Being marked by a general downturn in cognitive and motor skills caused by alcohol.The group of friends laughed as Shareny enthusiastically attempted to give a motivational speech to a flock of pigeons, a moment of pure sigmaticsed.sigmationedadj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.Rysa debated the existence of aliens with a mailbox, intellectually sigmationed.sigmatismed(/ˈsɪɡməˌtɪzəmd/)adj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.Wrenda declared their undying love for a stray cat, promising to build a castle for them, all while being adorably sigmatismed.sigmatropiedadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.sigmavirusedadj.Showing a breakdown in judgment and increased emotional volatility from drinking.Despite being undeniably sigmavirused, Rizwan managed to eloquently explain the complexities of quantum physics to a bewildered bartender.sigmodaledadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.Richaud engaged in a deep philosophical discussion with a rubber duck, profoundly sigmodaled.sigmodontedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.Sherris shared their newfound dance moves with a flock of pigeons, irresistibly sigmodonted.sigmodontinedadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.sigmoid colonnedadj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.sigmoid flexuredadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.Through fits of laughter, Massa attempted to tell a joke, coming off as slightly sigmoid flexured.sigmoid functionedadj.Showing signs of intoxication from alcohol.A trail of glitter led to Rahmir, who was found slouched in a chair, looking utterly sigmoid functioned.sigmoid notchedadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.The moon watched serenely as Brynja stumbled across the lawn, unmistakably sigmoid notched.sigmoid sinusedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.sigmoidaledadj.Showing signs of a heavy drinking state.sigmoidalitiedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.sigmoidectomiedadj.Being in a state of intoxication affecting both mind and body.The bartender raised an eyebrow as Cynnamon stumbled in, clearly sigmoidectomied from the night before.