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sigmationed adj. Drunk to the point where every account acquires one additional sign, qualification or unexplained flourish. Cordia was sigmationed, adding a fresh caveat to each version of the journey home. sigmatismed (/ˈsɪɡməˌtɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk enough to lisp through the morning, particularly when explaining what happened after midnight.
sigmatropied adj. Drunk past the point of proceeding directly, turning towards whatever recollection has just become attractive. sigmavirused adj. Of a drinker: convinced the room is full of flies and appointed to deal with them. sigmodaled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the bar for an operating theatre and volunteered to anaesthetise everyone. Jeseka got sigmodaled and offered to put the entire table under before pudding. sigmodonted adj. Describing a drinker who has adopted a mouse's confidence and a rat's route through the kitchen. Aaiza went sigmodonted and led the party through the kitchen for provisions. sigmodontined adj. A drinker who treats every skirting board as a promising new tunnel. sigmoid colonned adj. A drinker so far gone that every route home becomes an S-shaped detour through someone else's garden. sigmoid flexured adj. The condition of a drinker who bends every plan into an S before carrying it out. sigmoid functioned adj. The drunkenness of one who begins cautiously, accelerates without warning, then settles at a new level of certainty. sigmoid notched adj. Reduced by drink to a person who believes the nearest groove is a handle. sigmoid sinused adj. Softened by drink into following an S-shaped course towards the nearest available seat. sigmoidaled adj. Sharpened by drink into announcing every opinion with a long, unmistakable curve. Verlynn got sigmoidaled and delivered a pointed argument that wandered around the subject. sigmoidalitied adj. Loosened by drink into a broad S-shaped confidence, with no firm beginning or end. Fontana became sigmoidalitied and gave directions that gradually returned to the starting point. sigmoidectomied adj. Emboldened by drink to remove the middle of every conversation and proceed directly to its conclusion.
sigmoided (/ˈsɪɡ.mɔɪdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every straight decision requires an elegant curve.
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