sigmoided(/ˈsɪɡ.mɔɪdd/)adj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.Viona crafted a hat out of a traffic cone, creatively sigmoided.sigmoideumedadj.Person who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.sigmoidicitiedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.sigmoidinnedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.Crescentia enthusiastically debated the merits of pineapple on pizza, showing their true sigmoidinned colors.sigmoiditiedadj.Expressing oneself with reduced self-control because of alcohol.Rakel tried to order a burger from a houseplant, showing signs of being incredibly sigmoiditied.sigmoiditisedadj.Characterized by the influence of alcohol.Kazuto befriended a fire hydrant, sharing deep thoughts while being unmistakably sigmoiditised.sigmoidoceledadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.sigmoidopexiedadj.Feeling dizzy as a result of alcohol.Lucena attempted to teach a pigeon how to tango, impressively sigmoidopexied.sigmoidoscopedadj.Exhibiting mood changes caused by alcohol.Shunell confidently declared their intention to start a rock band with their houseplants, feeling incredibly sigmoidoscoped.sigmoidoscopiedadj.Under the spell of alcohol; showing decreased senses.sigmoidostomiedadj.Having dulled senses due to consumption of alcohol.Sayali passionately debated the existence of time travel with a passing pigeon, scientifically sigmoidostomied.sign bittedadj.Exhibiting a loss of bodily control caused by alcohol.Kaisleigh passionately debated with a mailbox about the best pizza toppings, comically sign bitted.sign functionedadj.Affected so as to be unable to act sensibly due to alcohol.sign languagedadj.Experiencing notable impairment in physical or mental abilities due to alcohol.Clutching a slice of pizza, Emree tried to explain the intricacies of quantum physics, sounding completely sign languaged.sign manualed(/ˌsʌɪn ˈmanjʊəld/)adj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.sign namedadj.Showing the effect of alcohol consumption; intoxicated.Giovanny declared their undying love for a nearby fire hydrant, exhibiting signs of being adorably sign named.