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sign of lifed adj. Slowed by drink to checking repeatedly that the abandoned phone, kettle and houseplant remain alive. sign of the crossed adj. Drunk and blessing the kitchen in a broad, slightly inaccurate sweep before attempting the stairs. Jaimelyn was sign of the crossed and blessed the leftovers before putting them away. sign of the hornsed adj. Drunk to the point where every raised hand becomes a solemn household signal. Yuridia was sign of the hornsed and communicated with the kettle from across the kitchen. sign of the timesed adj. Drunk enough to regard the unwashed mug and sleeping sofa as evidence of the age. Delrae was sign of the timesed, explaining that the abandoned plates represented modern life. sign of the zodiacked adj. Drunk past the point of choosing a sofa, preferring to consult the nearest constellation first. Kierra was sign of the zodiacked and assigned the sofa according to an unfavourable alignment. sign on bonused adj. Drunk by closing time, and willing to accept any inducement that secures agreement to go home. sign onned adj. Drunk on the strength of a password remembered only when standing beside the glass of water. Selim was sign onned, remembering the password beside the water jug and forgetting why everyone was watching. sign rulered adj. Drunk beyond allowing any kitchen appliance to operate without first identifying its governing planet. Dagger became sign rulered, refusing to operate the toaster until its governing planet was established. sign spinnered adj. Drunk in a way that turns the tea towel into a roadside advertisement for hydration. sign twirlered adj. Drunk, with the result that a folded blanket is repeatedly spun to announce the need for rest. sign wavered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes carrying a kitchen noticeboard through the sitting room seem useful. sign-inned adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting to access the kitchen using the Wi-Fi password. sign-manualed adj. Sharpened by drink into signing every note in the kitchen with unnecessary sovereign authority. sign-offed adj. Drunk by closing time, and approving each proposed movement with a solemn nod before failing to perform it. sign-on bonused adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the offer of a sofa as a contractual incentive. Gillies was sign-on bonused and accepted the sofa as part of the evening's package. sign-onned adj. Drunk since last orders, and still entering credentials into the television remote.