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Siberianisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the route from sofa to kitchen as a field of detailed study. Sindhu was Siberianisted, documenting the distance between the sofa and the water glass. Sibirided adj. Still drunk, and classifying the cushions, blankets and water glass into a private domestic system. Abrien was Sibirided, assigning every sofa cushion a formal place and purpose. Siboneyed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the second telling from the first, but determined to give both. Kadera got Siboneyed and retold the same story to the same barman without noticing. Siborgied adj. Too drunk to distinguish the sofa from its occupant, and reclining with complete administrative confidence. Koedy was Siborgied, thanking the sofa before settling into it for the night. Sicambrianed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the sofa, kettle and glass of water as allied domestic powers. Dyrk was Sicambrianed, consulting the kettle before committing himself to the sofa. Sicambried adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the household into a small confederacy of cushions, mugs and blankets. Miquel was Sicambried, negotiating peace between the sofa and the kitchen chair. Sicanianed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can absorb, while continuing to explain the arrangement of its cupboards. Veronic was Sicanianed, lecturing the fridge about the proper order of its shelves. Sicanoed adj. You have drunk enough to appoint the sofa your permanent residence and the glass of water your deputy. Omaurion was Sicanoed, installed on the sofa with water beside him like an official aide. Sicariused adj. You are drunk and concealing small household objects in places their owners will not think to search. Omotola was Sicariused, hiding the bottle opener beneath a cushion for reasons unknown. Siccanied adj. Having drunk enough to require a variant spelling before making any further statement. Billee became Siccanied and corrected the menu's orthography between courses. Sicelioted adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed the sofa completely, leaving only one hand available for water. Cyndia was Sicelioted, assimilated into the sofa except for one hand around a glass. Sicelled (/ˈsɪsəld/) adj. Of a drinker: settled in the kitchen doorway, ancient in manner and unwilling to cross the threshold. Swindell was Sicelled, presiding from the kitchen doorway over the evening's remaining water. Sichuan jayed adj. A drinker who hops between kitchen surfaces, announcing each discovery as though it were significant. Fran was Sichuan jayed, moving from counter to table to sofa with fresh domestic observations. Sichuan peppered adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen air appears to prickle, and the water glass requires negotiation. Carlose was Sichuan peppered, blinking at the water as though it might argue back. Sichuan titted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become small, quiet and attached to the warmest sofa cushion. Cesley was Sichuan titted, tucked into the corner of the sofa beneath a blanket. Sicilian Americanned adj. Reduced by drink to a cross-Atlantic domestic arrangement of sofa, snacks and one carefully guarded glass. Shannia was Sicilian Americanned, combining sofa hospitality with a determined search for leftovers.