signatoried
signered

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signatoried (/ˈsɪɡ.nə.tɔː.ɹid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who signs anything placed nearby, particularly if friends are watching. signatoured adj. The state of being drunk and appointing oneself to authorise arrangements affecting everyone present.
signature authoritied adj. Reduced by drink to committing the whole company to arrangements without consulting anyone entitled to object. Avjot became signature authoritied and booked transport for guests who had not been invited. signature songed adj. Loosened by drink into performing the one number by which the room will remember you. signature striked adj. Emboldened by drink to launch a decisive social attack on the basis of suspicion alone. signature tuned adj. Drunk and providing the recurring musical entrance and exit for every gathering. Earlon got signature tuned and supplied the same chorus whenever anyone arrived or left. signatured (/ˈsɪɡnət͡ʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. Softened by drink into treating a familiar flourish as binding evidence of affection. Farhia signatured a familiar flourish on the bar tab as proof of affection. signaturisted adj. Drunk to the point where every object is treated as evidence of a personal quality. Daviyah became signaturisted and diagnosed the table's character from its coasters. signboarded adj. Drunk enough to turn the nearest available surface into a public notice about your companions. Earmer went signboarded and wrote directions to the toilets across the dinner menu. signboardinged adj. Drunk past the point of speaking privately, using visible notices to manage the gathering. signcryptioned adj. Drunk beyond concealing a signed message, while insisting that its meaning remains confidential. Sias went signcryptioned and left an encrypted declaration on every friend's phone. signed (/saɪnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one encouraging sign, and prepared to act as though the case were settled. Elibeth got signed after one nod from the barman and ordered transport for everyone. signed magnituded adj. Softened by drink into assigning one portion a negative sign while leaving the remainder to indicate extent. Tellys went signed magnituded, describing the bill as negative but its size as considerable. signednessed adj. A drinker who has acquired a definite positive or negative aspect, without settling which. signeed adj. Too drunk to sign a contract without first negotiating with the pen, the table, and one's own hand.
signered adj. A drinker so far gone that every agreement requires a signature.