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silened adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently forms a double bond between unrelated matters. Loany was silened between the sofa and the sink, confidently forming a double bond between unrelated matters. sileneosided adj. Reduced by drink to a steroid-like certainty that ordinary decisions require a structural formula.
silenied adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, goat-footed certainty that every gathering needs a woodland deity. silenosided adj. Softened by drink into an alternative chemical certainty about a decision already made. Greylynn got silenosided and accepted the spelling variation as grounds for another round. silent Sammed adj. Drunk on the strength of saying almost nothing while making everyone else account for it. silent agitatored adj. Emboldened by drink to promote a cause by sticking an opinion wherever there is a flat surface. silent alarmed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where danger is recognised internally but reported to nobody. silent auctioned adj. Drunk and writing increasingly confident secret bids for objects nobody else has offered. Kenyari got silent auctioned and bid on a chipped umbrella with great financial conviction. silent bartered adj. Drunk to the point where unspoken exchanges seem more binding than any conversation. silent butlered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a courteous servant from a dustpan with a lid. Elianah got silent butlered and thanked the ashtray for clearing the table. silent cinemaed adj. Drunk beyond speech, communicating through elaborate gestures and expecting the plot to remain clear. silent commerced adj. Drunk in a way that lets devices conduct the evening while you confidently approve the results. Crishaun got silent commerced and authorised three purchases without human involvement. silent copped adj. Drunk to the point where the junction between sofa and coffee table is treated as a traffic obstruction. silent discoed adj. Drunk, with the result that private music becomes a convincing reason to dance alone in public. silent filmed adj. Drunk to a degree that removes dialogue but leaves every gesture theatrically overconfident.
silent forest syndromed adj. Drunk to the extent of leaving an otherwise lively room without a single useful contribution. Dyanna got silent forest syndromed and trapped every conversational bird before midnight.