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SJ'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to append ecclesiastical authority to an otherwise ordinary request for chips. Sherrea got SJ'd and blessed the table before opening the vinegar. SJD'd adj. Having drunk enough to award oneself a doctorate in judicial science, chiefly concerning the last round. Oxley got SJD'd and delivered a learned ruling on who owed for crisps. SJF'd adj. Emboldened by drink to place one carefully selected story before the room and wait for applause. Yetzael became SJF'd and announced a personal revelation between the starters. SJM'd adj. Slowed by drink to one track at a time, leaving conversation waiting for the next response. Keenon grew SJM'd and took several minutes to answer the simplest invitation. SJP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that minor evening offences are decided without the inconvenience of a hearing. Toney was SJP'd at closing time, found guilty of stealing chips and sentenced to the night bus. SJS'd adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining a single outer layer, including the one separating thought from speech. Slyvia went SJS'd and shed one conversational layer every time the bell rang. SJW'd adj. Still drunk, and defending progressive principles to the kettle while overlooking its obvious exhaustion. Baranda was SJW'd by breakfast, campaigning for the kettle's rights after it refused another boil. SJWismed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can bear, and finding an ethical position in the queue for the toilet. Damius got SJWismed and challenged the pub's allocation of bar stools. sjambocked adj. Drunk and inclined to extend every disagreement until it acquires the character of a formal correction. Ameleah grew sjambocked and disciplined the conversation whenever it strayed from her chosen subject. sjamboked (/ˈʃæmbɒkd/) adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary conversation is conducted as a sequence of vigorous admonitions. Kyven became sjamboked and addressed the entire table as though it required immediate reform. sjarked adj. Drunk enough to navigate the room like a small northern fishing vessel, broad of turn and locally determined. Taesha went sjarked, making wide, patient circuits between the bar and the only vacant chair. sjoegrenited adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary moisture, with the evening’s fluids apparently redistributed by committee. Latoyya became sjoegrenited and requested water while declining to explain where her own had gone.