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SK'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has returned to elementary lessons, particularly the sharing of resources without permission. Bairon got SK'd and asked whether the bar staff had a designated colouring table. SKA'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has mapped the room badly but insists the coverage is excellent. Jahi was SKA'd and claimed the staircase had full signal despite missing its first step. SKD'd adj. The state of being drunk and assembled only partially, with the kitchen providing the remaining components. Alwina was SKD'd, carrying the kettle separately from the thought of making tea. SKL'd adj. Loosened by drink into reciting a complete succession of former landlords, whether asked or not. Abdillahi got SKL'd and listed every previous landlord while waiting for his change. SKS'd adj. Drunk beyond asking some kind soul to explain why the water is in the cutlery drawer. Sheridon was SKS'd and appealed to the household for guidance on the misplaced tumbler. SKU'd (/ˌɛsˌkeɪˈjuːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to catalogue every object in the kitchen as though the morning required a stock code. Taio woke SKU'd and gave the toaster a handwritten code before making tea. SKred adj. A drinker who has converted the morning's remaining funds into a small, indeterminate Scandinavian balance. Marquitia checked her account SKred and found breakfast had become an international transaction. Skatered adj. The condition of a drinker who glides between sofa and kitchen, pursuing a domestic arrangement that never quite settles. Herberth was Skatered, drifting from the sofa to the kettle whenever the room grew quiet. Skeffington's daughtered adj. The drunkenness of one who has compressed himself into the sofa until the last dignity leaves through the ears. Danicka was Skeffington's daughtered, folded into the sofa with the water glass at arm's length. Skeltonicsed adj. Sharpened by drink into clipped domestic observations, each delivered between visits to the kettle. Zelmer was Skeltonicsed and described the sofa cushions in brisk, irregular couplets. Skene glandsed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who leaks conversation freely while reclining beside the kitchen doorway. Brion was Skene glandsed on the sofa, releasing domestic anecdotes whenever anyone passed. Skene's glanded adj. Too drunk to regard every trip to the lavatory as an occasion requiring pleasure. Aderonke was Skene's glanded and kept requesting the ladies' loo with satisfaction. Skevington's daughtered adj. Reduced by drink to a rigid domestic angle, with the sofa compressing every remaining plan. Divyesh was Skevington's daughtered, wedged between the sofa arm and an abandoned blanket. Skewbed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every conversation by its corners rather than its faces. Nakasia got Skewbed and answered the barman from an entirely unexpected angle. Skewes' numbered adj. Having drunk enough to count the pub’s small discrepancies as numbers too large to write down. Bibian became Skewes' numbered and assigned the bar stools impossibly large values. Skid Rowed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the least maintained part of town is the obvious destination. Laragh went Skid Rowed and led Kobain towards the boarded-up end of the high street.