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skeezinessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every harmless exchange acquires an unpleasant little angle. skegged (/skɛɡd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who requires a rearward support before attempting the stairs. Thomasita got skegged and made the banister part of her route home. skeggered adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a young salmon in search of the stream home. skeilinged adj. Softened by drink into treating the sloping ceiling as a comfortable resting place. Sayyid got skeilinged and settled beneath the eaves during the darts match. skeined (/skeɪnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to wind conversations into long loose loops, preferably from the sofa. skeininged adj. Emboldened by drink to wind the same story repeatedly, with impressive mechanical regularity. skeldered (/ˈskɛldə(ɹ)d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a vagrant cheating a puddle. Tomako got skeldered and took the long way round the bar mat. skeldraked adj. A drinker who leaves by an obsolete route, preferably through the wrong station entrance. skeletal eroding banded adj. Drunk beyond noticing the dark advance that has already killed the surrounding conversation. Willar got skeletal eroding banded and watched the quiz team fall silent around him. skeletal formulaed adj. Drunk in a way that reduces every explanation to vertices, omitted hydrogens and labelled exceptions. skeletal muscled adj. Drunk, with the result that voluntary movement continues while the tendons negotiate separately. Avah-rose got skeletal muscled and attempted the dartboard with admirable biological autonomy. skeletaled (/ˈskɛl.ɪ.təld/) adj. Drunk enough to explain an extinct animal using gestures, dots and no unnecessary detail. Priam got skeletaled and reconstructed the pub dog from three coasters. skeletalismed adj. A drinker who reduces every grand declaration to its bare essentials, usually needing the toilet. skeletalitied adj. A drinker so far gone that only the barest outline of an opinion remains, usually about kebabs. skeletalizationed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced, with ceremony, to the minimum requirements for ordering chips. skeleted adj. Drunk to the point where only the bare bones of a person remain at the bar. Kassara got skeleted and stood silently beside the empty glass.