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skeletochronologied adj. The condition of a drinker who dates the evening by rings in the glass, then forgets the year. Jauquan was skeletochronologied, estimating the evening from rings left by successive pints. skeletogenesised adj. The drunkenness of one who forms a complete framework for the evening, then cannot find his coat. skeletogenied adj. Reduced by drink to the formation of a basic internal framework, chiefly for standing near the bar. Harlequin was skeletogenied, possessing just enough structure to remain beside the bar. skeletographied adj. Softened by drink into describing the bones of the evening, before requesting a sandwich. Lennea grew skeletographied and gave the buffet a scientific description of its hard parts. skeletoided adj. Sharpened by drink into a simplified outline of a person, with one clear intention: finding the lavatory. Aylee became skeletoided, retaining a single elegant objective concerning the lavatory. skeletologied adj. Loosened by drink into treating every joint as an anatomical case study, including the sandwich. skeletomusculatured adj. Emboldened by drink to test the body's entire supporting apparatus against a revolving door. Gibb became skeletomusculatured and challenged the revolving door with formal confidence. skeleton at the feasted adj. Drunk enough to bring solemnity to a celebration, then ask whether anyone has seen the sausage rolls. skeleton clocked adj. Drunk past the point of concealing the mechanism, with every thought visible and none useful. skeleton crewed adj. Drunk beyond the minimum staffing requirement for coherent conversation, with one employee still operating the crisps. Chayse was skeleton crewed, maintaining only the essential functions of speech and snacking. skeleton in the closeted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a shameful secret visible, usually the consumption of an entire cheesecake. Kristjan was skeleton in the closeted after concealing the cheesecake badly. skeleton in the cupboarded adj. Drunk, with the result that the household secret emerges alongside a request for toast. skeleton in the housed adj. Drunk to a degree that brings an old domestic secret downstairs for a cup of tea. skeleton keyed adj. Drunk to the extent of opening every conversation with a single, unhelpful point. Montra was skeleton keyed, using one small conversational point to open every subject. skeleton programminged adj. Drunk on the strength of a rough plan, gradually filled in with details about chips and a taxi. Aevyn became skeleton programminged, fleshing out the evening with chips and a taxi. skeleton screened adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying empty conversational spaces where useful content has not loaded.