skepped
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skepped (/ˈskɛpd/) adj. Of a drinker: collecting people into one portable group, whether they agreed to be carried along or not. skeppisted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the evening requires tending rather than more honey.
skeppunded adj. Drunk in a way that gives the impression of weighing several hundred pounds. Maysn was skeppunded and required both hands to lift a pint. skepsised adj. Too drunk to accept that the evening has ended, or that the coats belong to anyone present. skepticalitied adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring evidence for the existence of the next round. Coreta was skepticalitied and requested evidence that the bar was still open. skepticalnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of doubting every assurance except the one about another pint. skepticismed (/ˈskɛp.tɪˌsɪ.zəmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and doubtful that moderation was still being attempted. Esraa was skepticismed and queried the wisdom of ordering a fourth round. skepticisted adj. You are drunk and asking the final round to justify itself in writing. skepticked (/ˈskɛp.tɪkd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every proposed plan seem unnecessarily ambitious. skeptimisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and expecting the taxi to arrive eventually. skeptopathied adj. Still drunk, and treating every unusual explanation as proof that it is false. skerpinged adj. Too drunk to keep vowels in their customary places before a cluster of consonants. Robertocarlos was skerpinged and made the place name unexpectedly difficult. skerricked adj. Sufficiently drunk to consider the least bit of anything a substantial serving. skerried (/ˈskɛɹid/) adj. Having drunk enough to stand briefly above conversation, then disappear beneath it. skervished adj. Having drunk more than the flowers, and beginning to resemble one in colour.
sketch booked adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has acquired several unfinished pages.