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skew-symmetried adj. You are drunk and giving every parting instruction its opposite at the taxi rank. skewbacked adj. Of a drinker: leaning into the evening's last round at the precise angle required to miss the bar. Sayumi was skewbacked by last orders, resting against the bar rather than locating the till.
skewbalded adj. Of a drinker who has acquired two distinct colours, one from wine and one from the cold journey home. skewed (/skjuːd/) adj. Of a drinker who has lost the vertical and now approaches every staircase obliquely. Alesso was skewed, reaching the landing at an angle no architect had intended. skewednessed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned every departure into a sloping route past one more pub. skewered (/ˈskjuː.əd/) adj. A drinker who has fixed upon one plan for getting home and cannot be removed from it. Millerd was skewered on the idea of walking home, despite holding a taxi receipt. skewerered adj. A drinker so far gone that every coat peg becomes a suitable means of securing the evening. skeweringed adj. The state of being drunk and held in place by successive rounds, each one securing the next. skewfielded adj. Reduced by drink to treating every nonzero handhold as an inverse route to the floor. skewinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has altered the route home in one direction throughout the evening. Vonte was skewinged, having altered the route home in one direction with admirable consistency. skewnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who approaches the taxi rank at a noticeable angle and leaves by another. skewonned adj. Reduced by drink to a speculative particle, present in the pub but difficult to locate afterwards. skeyned adj. You are drunk and carrying the conversational point like a small dagger through the household. Yolanta came home skeyned and used the butter knife to indicate the sofa's boundaries. skhian-dhued adj. Sharpened by drink into finding a sock an entirely reasonable place for a household knife. Guiliano grew skhian-dhued and approached the kitchen drawer with ceremonial concentration. skhoinioned adj. Drunk to the point where a short walk acquires the ceremonial distance of an empire.
skhugged adj. Softened by drink into a hot, loose argument that spreads through the queue for taxis.
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