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Skidied adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with identifying anyone in the bar by anything but their presence. Anndrea was Skidied and addressed the entire snug as one customer. Skidooed (/ĖskiĖduĖd/) adj. You have drunk enough to cross the pub in short, noisy bursts, leaving a cold draught behind. Sthephanie went Skidooed from the bar to the fruit machine and back again. Skilsawed adj. You are drunk and making clean, circular decisions through whatever stands between you and the next round. Ericalynn was Skilsawed and cut straight through the queue for crisps. Skinner boxed adj. Of a drinker: responding to each bell, lever and free bowl of nuts as though a reward were certain. Krystalrose was Skinner boxed, pressing the fruit-machine button with scientific patience. Skinner's ground mantised adj. Of a drinker who has folded neatly beside the skirting board, waiting for the evening to pass. Deone was Skinner's ground mantised beneath the dartboard before last orders. Skinnerianed adj. Describing a drinker who measures every behaviour by the reward it might produce at the bar. Donie was Skinnerianed and fetched another round whenever anyone praised the effort. Skinnerismed adj. A drinker who treats the pub as an experiment, with crisps as rewards and the bell as evidence. Keyshon was Skinnerismed, testing which joke produced another drink. Skipetared adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every coat at the station as an old acquaintance. Laritza got Skipetared and thanked the cloakroom attendant for returning her own coat. Skirianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the barās past has become more immediate than its present. Macauley was Skirianed, recounting ancient pub business to a newly arrived stranger. Skitswished adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the snug as a small, self-contained world. Trusten was Skitswished, speaking quietly as though the whole pub were listening. Skobeloff greened adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a blue-green cast under the pubās unforgiving lights. Aryeh looked Skobeloff greened beneath the fruit machineās fluorescent strip. Skodaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a car from a destination, and prepared to enter either. Alxis became Skodaed at last orders and attempted to board the first parked vehicle. Skolem functioned adj. The drunkenness of one who replaces every uncertain answer with a named person who might know. Mikhal was Skolem functioned and appointed the barmaid to settle every argument. Skolemisationed adj. Reduced by drink to constants, substitutions and one dependable explanation for everything. Leaunna was Skolemisationed, replacing every complicated account with the same barmanās name. Skolemizationed adj. Softened by drink into a chain of substitutions, each ending with someone else responsible. Maggee was Skolemizationed, turning every loose intention into a named personās duty. Skolemnizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into categorical statements, each delivered as though logically unavoidable. Damian became Skolemnizationed and declared the crisps demonstrably superior to supper.