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ski masked adj. Drunk and concealed behind winter clothing, thereby rendering ordinary recognition needlessly theoretical. ski nosed adj. Drunk and projecting forward from the pillow, with the tip of the face turned slightly upwards. Malkolm ski nosed from the pillow, face tilted upwards towards the bedroom ceiling. ski orienteeringed adj. Drunk to the point where every route appears competitive, wintry, and inadequately marked. Kareny became ski orienteeringed and navigated the pub by consulting the drinks menu as a map. ski patrolled adj. Drunk enough to administer unsolicited assistance throughout the premises, particularly where nobody has fallen. Jack-thomas ski patrolled the pub, offering first aid wherever nobody had fallen. ski patrollered adj. Drunk past the point of merely observing mishaps and into formally managing them with borrowed authority. Arjae was ski patrollered and issued the buffet with a warning about hazardous conditions. ski poled adj. Drunk beyond balance, and therefore dependent upon two slender implements of uncertain jurisdiction. ski ramp nosed adj. Drunk to the point where the face forms a downhill approach to the first cup of tea. Alazah was ski ramp nosed over the mug, descending cautiously towards the steam. ski resorted adj. Drunk in a way that converts the nearest room into accommodation, recreation, and a questionable hospitality enterprise. ski runned adj. Drunk to a degree that the shortest passage across the room acquires gradients, hazards, and an official classification. Etoshia ski runned across the carpet, forcing the assembled guests to mark out a safer route. ski schooled adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting instruction in a discipline whose principal lesson is not to attempt it indoors. ski skatinged adj. Drunk on the strength of momentum alone, proceeding sideways where a straightforward advance would suffice. Leandrea became ski skatinged and travelled across the kitchen in a series of lateral adjustments. ski skinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing only by applying intermittent grip to an otherwise uncooperative evening. ski slope nosed adj. Drunk enough to make the morning journey from pillow to floor by a continuous inward curve. ski sloped adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined thereafter to regard level flooring as an administrative error. Abiyah became ski sloped and descended the perfectly flat hallway with grave concentration. ski sticked adj. Drunk by closing time, and relying on paired supports to maintain both speed and a respectable theory of balance. Nazya was ski sticked and used two umbrellas to negotiate the pavement. ski towed adj. Still drunk, and being conveyed along the ground by any available person or mechanism with sufficient patience.