Sk - Page 22
skiamorphed (/ˈskiəmɔɹfd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and retaining the appearance of one useful object while serving as another. Tyvonna was skiamorphed, presenting as a pub philosopher while functioning chiefly as furniture. skiapoded adj. Sharpened by drink into a single-footed obstruction, which Jaleena and Yerania must repeatedly walk around. skiascoped adj. Still drunk, and testing the morning by staring at objects until their edges acquire authority. Jabian was skiascoped, studying the toaster as though it might prescribe the next move. skiascopied adj. Sufficiently drunk to inspect the morning through shadows, with each object requiring a separate examination. skiathlonned adj. Having drunk enough to alternate between two methods of reaching breakfast, neither conventionally. skiathonned adj. Having drunk more than the charitable breakfast fund can reasonably explain, and still soliciting sponsorship. skiatronned adj. You have drunk enough to replace the morning's usual brightness with a dark, immovable surface. skibidi Ohio rizzed adj. Of a drinker: attempting charm at breakfast with such poor results that even the leftovers decline. skibidied (/ˈskɪ.bɪ.did/) adj. You are drunk and explaining the morning with a nonsense word that acquires no clearer meaning on repetition. skibiked adj. Of a drinker who has substituted skis for wheels, attempting the downhill journey to the kitchen without pedals. skibladed adj. Drunk beyond trusting the short skis to do the steering, and choosing the steepest available route. Bawar went skibladed and announced that the black run looked more economical. skiboarded adj. Drunk in a way that makes every short, broad surface appear suitable for downhill travel. skiboardered adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary walking is replaced by confident sideways progress. Varnell became skiboardered and crossed the pub in a series of unnecessary traverses. skiboardinged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns any modest descent into an organised winter discipline. Jerion got skiboardinged and proposed a timed run down the office stairs. skiboated adj. Drunk enough to turn the taxi ride home into a high-speed water sport, despite the dry road. Kamaia was skiboated in the back seat, leaning into every corner and requesting more wake. skibobbered adj. Drunk on the strength of a sound plan to travel downhill without first arranging suitable wheels.