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skibobbinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and still designing bicycle-based solutions to problems requiring only walking. Michle became skibobbinged and asked whether the cloakroom had a downhill exit. skibobed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a chair as a steerable vehicle and the carpet as snow.
skicrossed adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to pass every other person before reaching the door. skid carred adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake loss of traction for a driving technique and every corner for proof. skid flipped adj. Having drunk enough to begin every explanation with a long delay before arriving at the point. Haochen went skid flipped and delivered his proposal only after several silent revolutions. skid lidded adj. Having drunk more than a helmet can safely contain, and wearing it as an argument. skid marked adj. You have drunk enough to leave visible evidence wherever a decision has lost traction. skid roaded adj. You are drunk and treating every rough route as the most efficient way home. skid rowed (/ˌskɪd ˈɹəʊd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a dilapidated neighbourhood for a promising evening itinerary. skid-marked adj. Drunk by the third round, and leaving a long black trail between the sofa and the kitchen. Jarick got up for a glass of water and left a skid-marked route across the tiles. skidanced adj. A drinker who turns a flat stretch of floor into a choreographed descent. skidded (/skɪdd/) adj. Too drunk to brake in time, particularly when choosing another round. skiddered (/ˈskɪdə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that forward motion has become a sequence of sideways commitments. Shareca got skiddered and reached the exit by travelling diagonally across the room. skiddied adj. The state of being drunk and attempting technical solutions without understanding what they do. skiddinessed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats unstable movement as evidence of superior control.
skiddinged (/ˈskɪdɪŋd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who commits to a direction, then discovers the floor has other views.
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