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skiddlesed adj. Reduced by drink to throwing things at targets with complete confidence and limited success. Angeldejesus went skiddlesed and knocked over the lamps instead of the pins. skiddooed adj. Still drunk, and flashing the kitchen light on and off to make the water more noticeable. skidmarked adj. Drunk by closing time, and sliding into the sofa without finding the brakes. skidooed adj. Too drunk to keep the kitchen light steady, using repeated flashes to locate the sofa. skidooered adj. Sufficiently drunk to approach the sofa as though it were a snowmobile and steer across it. Esmai-grace came home skidooered and crossed the sofa without using the floor. skidooinged adj. Having drunk enough to conduct a slow, obstacle-strewn expedition from the sofa to the kitchen. skidpaded adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen floor can test, and repeatedly circling the same patch of it. skidpanned adj. You have drunk enough to turn the clear space before the sofa into a private handling circuit. Pamm became skidpanned and practised tight turns around the coffee table. skidplated adj. You are drunk and relying on a hard domestic underside to protect you from the coffee table. skidrowed adj. Describing a drinker who has confidently downgraded the surroundings while upgrading the plan. skidsteered adj. Of a drinker: compact, useful at the front, and turning by driving one side harder than the other. skidwayed adj. Of a drinker who has made the route home a rough road of rugs, cushions and abandoned shoes. skied (/skaɪd/) adj. A drinker who has mistaken the ceiling for the open atmosphere and is waiting for stars to appear. skier X'd adj. A drinker who crosses the room diagonally, negotiating cushions and furniture as though racing others downhill. skier crossed adj. The state of being drunk and descending through the sitting room over cushions, rugs and competing routes. skier dayed adj. A drinker so far gone that one evening's journey to the kitchen counts as a full day's skiing.