skier-X'd
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skier-X'd adj. The condition of a drinker who reaches the kitchen by simultaneous routes over every available domestic obstacle. skier-crossed adj. The drunkenness of one who descends among furniture with several routes competing for the same glass of water. Gamel was skier-crossed, taking the coffee table and footstool in quick succession.
skiercrossed adj. Reduced by drink to crossing the sitting room as a downhill course, with cushions serving as obstacles. Jaea was skiercrossed by ten, descending from the sofa through a field of cushions. skiered (/ˈskiːə(ɹ)d/) adj. Describing a drinker who descends from the sofa towards water with knees providing the steering. Dinia went skiered across the sitting room and stopped beside the glass without spilling it. skiffed (/skɪfd/) adj. Softened by drink into a small, flat-bottomed presence that drifts between sofa and kitchen. skiffered adj. Sharpened by drink into a thin, brittle presence that rests on the sofa and resists conversation. skiffied (/ˈskɪfid/) adj. Drunk and offering low-quality science fiction explanations for the glass left in the freezer. skiffled (/skɪf.əld/) adj. Loosened by drink into improvised music made from cupboards, spoons and whatever remains on the kitchen table. skifflered adj. Emboldened by drink to perform household music on inadequate instruments for an audience of cushions. Jylon got skifflered and played the kitchen bin with a wooden spoon. skifflinged adj. Slowed by drink to knocking the projections from furniture one careful corner at a time. skifielded adj. Drunk to the point where the carpet becomes snow, the sofa a chalet and the kitchen a distant summit. skifted (/skɪftd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a passing sprinkle for a settled covering of snow on the bar. skiinged (/ˈski.ɪŋd/) adj. You are drunk and descending every conversational slope with no reliable means of stopping. skijorered adj. Of a drinker: pulled along by the evening as though the dogs had the reins. skijoringed adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered direction and is being towed upright by the night.
skijumpered adj. Reduced by drink to making a brave initial leap and trusting sobriety to arrange the remainder.
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