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skijumpinged adj. Sharpened by drink into attempting difficult departures, while treating the resulting bruises as technical data. Kaisen was skijumpinged and recorded the chair’s resistance as an important field observation. skikjoringed adj. Describing a drinker who is being towed through the evening, with no say in the route. Eilin got skikjoringed and arrived at the kebab shop behind a procession of strangers. skilandised adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has compressed into one dense, garlicky parcel. Brianna-mae was skilandised, tightly packed with lager, garlic and opinions about sausages. skilfished adj. The state of being drunk and sunk beneath the conversation, difficult to raise from the depths. skilfulnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who displays unlikely competence in exactly one pub task. skilifted adj. Emboldened by drink to rise slowly above the conversation, without possessing the means to return unaided. skill ceilinged adj. Reduced by drink to the highest level you can reach, which is presently finding the door. skill floored adj. Softened by drink into the minimum competence required to remain seated without assistance. skill issued (/ˈskɪl ˌɪsjuːd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a lack of ability as evidence that the rules require revision. skill monkeyed adj. Loosened by drink into a collection of impressive little tricks, none useful for getting home. skill pointed adj. Emboldened by drink to spend every remaining aptitude on one grand but unnecessary pub manoeuvre. skill setted adj. Slowed by drink to a collection of abilities applied one at a time, with pauses between them. skill shotted adj. Drunk to the point where one lucky attempt at the bar becomes a personal triumph. skill testered adj. Drunk enough to operate a prize machine with solemn concentration and no prospect of success. skill treed adj. Drunk past the point of choosing a course, branching into several stories before returning to the same beginning. skill-lessnessed adj. Slowed by drink to performing every simple task with the solemnity of an unsuccessful apprentice.