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skills shortaged adj. Drunk enough to discover that the entire workforce has vanished when a jar requires opening. Draegan became skills shortaged and declared the sealed jar a national infrastructure failure. skillseted adj. Drunk and carrying a complete assortment of pub abilities, each currently functioning independently. skillshared adj. Drunk past the point of keeping expertise private, and teaching strangers how to fold a napkin. Koan skillshared in the kitchen, teaching strangers how to fold a napkin. skillygaleed adj. Drunk, with the result that oatmeal gruel acquires the authority of a maritime provision. Wyleen grew skillygaleed and described the gruel as a sailor's necessary fortification. skilsiesed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned bottle-cap flicking into an orderly pastime. skiltsed adj. Drunk to a degree that eighteenth-century short trousers seem an entirely adequate solution to the evening. skilvingsed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the cart's extra frame as a suitable bed. skim coated adj. Drunk since last orders, and smoothed over with the thin confidence of someone concealing a crack. Jonattan was skim coated and presented his unfinished explanation as a perfectly even surface. skim milked adj. Drunk by the third round, and stripped of all richness except the conviction that tea remains possible. Merritt became skim milked and insisted the evening still retained enough substance for tea. skim pitted adj. Still drunk, and separating from the evening like oil from water in an open-air pit. skimbacked adj. Too drunk to move in a straight line, yet capable of identifying the quillback by its proper name. skimble-skambled (/ˈskɪmb(ə)lˌskæmb(ə)ld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to deliver elevated nonsense with the confidence of a parliamentary statement. skimboarded adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the wet pavement, the bar staff, and anyone willing to watch. skimboardered adj. Slowed by drink to require a broad, wet approach and several spectators before reaching the other side. skimboardinged adj. Drunk and gliding through shallow conversations, leaving everyone nearby to provide the beach. skimeltonned (/ˈskɪməltənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the neighbours are assembled outside, making a public ceremony of your marriage.