skinny dipped
skinnydippered

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skinny dipped adj. Drunk to the extent of removing all clothing before the journey home has properly been considered. Dwanda went skinny dipped after closing time, leaving the pub with a towel and no transport plan. skinny dippered adj. The condition of a drinker who regards clothing as an unnecessary concession to daylight.
skinny dippinged (/ˈskɪni ˈdɪpɪŋd/) adj. Softened by drink into abandoning both clothing and the distinction between bathing and recreation. skinny drink of watered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a thin, gangly figure whose limbs require separate instructions. skinny jabbed adj. Drunk and discussing weight-loss injections with the misplaced authority of a consulting physician. Mickella got skinny jabbed and prescribed an injection to a man requesting the crisps. skinny jeansed adj. Drunk to the point where every movement is a negotiation between narrow denim and gravity. Dajon became skinny jeansed and required assistance with the ordinary act of sitting down. skinny legended adj. Drunk enough to treat an ordinary companion as a celebrated figure deserving of a formal tribute. Mikos grew skinny legended and described the exhausted doorman as an icon of nightlife. skinny malinked adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a conspicuously thin person in both outline and conversational importance. skinny mirrored adj. Slowed by drink to accepting flattering glasswork as conclusive evidence and choosing clothes accordingly. skinny pigged adj. Drunk beyond the point where a nearly hairless guinea pig seems an insufficiently dignified comparison. Dave was skinny pigged and addressed the pet-shop enclosure as though it contained minor nobility. skinny shaminged adj. Drunk in a way that makes a person criticise thinness with the zeal ordinarily reserved for personal grievances. Jannay grew skinny shaminged and objected to a mannequin's proportions at considerable length. skinny-dipped adj. Drunk on the strength of a late swim without clothes, followed by an unnecessarily cold journey home. skinny-dippered adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the absence of clothing as a perfectly reasonable aquatic precaution. skinny-dippinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a person for whom a swimsuit is an unnecessarily elaborate hypothesis. skinny-malinkied adj. Drunk, with the result that a very thin person appears to constitute the evening's principal subject.
skinnydippered adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which public modesty appears an eccentric local custom.