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skipfulled adj. Describing a drinker who has accumulated enough discarded recollection to fill a rubbish container. skipjack tunaed adj. Drunk, with the result that you dart about brightly, repeatedly, and without a useful destination. Chapman got skipjack tunaed and made six rapid circuits of the buffet before finding his chair. skipjacked adj. A drinker who moves unpredictably through the morning, bright-eyed, silvery and not readily classified. Dijion woke skipjacked, darting between the kettle and window like a fish with appointments. skiplaggered adj. Drunk to a degree that you leave the evening before reaching the destination everyone paid for. skiplagginged adj. Drunk to the extent of abandoning the intended evening for a cheaper-looking alternative that does not exist. skiplaned adj. Drunk on the strength of a landing strategy suited to snow, ice, and no known pavement. Altus arrived skiplaned and attempted the icy pub steps with complete aviation confidence. skiploaded adj. Drunk since last orders, and containing enough poor decisions to fill a rubbish container. skipmanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating the conversation as though heavy loads required supervision. skipped (/skɪpd/) adj. Drunk to the point where walking has become a sequence of small, ill-timed leaps. skippenited adj. Drunk by closing time, and a dull metallic compound of certainty, grit, and several incompatible elements. Nakee became skippenited and declared the pub's fire extinguisher an important regional mineral. skipper-birded adj. Too drunk to find lodging, but sufficiently confident that a doorway constitutes a proper berth. skippered (/ˈskɪp.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and issuing firm nautical orders to people standing on perfectly ordinary flooring. skippershipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to assume command of any gathering, including those taking place nowhere near water. skippeted (/ˈskɪpɪtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard a small boat as the obvious solution to an inland disagreement. skipping roped adj. You have drunk enough to make a continuous rhythm of jumping, landing, and misplaced self-belief. Stepfan went skipping roped and attempted to clear an imaginary line between the tables. skippinged adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and omitting every useful step between intention and action.