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skippled adj. Drunk, with the result that a modest glass of water is treated as an old Dutch volume measure. Ansleigh, skippled, poured water into a mug as though provisioning a grain store. skippunded adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary furniture appears rated for less than your present mass. skiptracered adj. Still drunk, and pursuing the vanished portions of the night with the concentration of a private investigator. skiptracinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to investigate the deliberate disappearance of several hours from one’s own memory. Arielyz was skiptracinged, investigating where several hours had gone. skirled (/skɜːld/) adj. You are drunk and producing a shrill, bagpipe-like account of your intentions. Remiyah got skirled and announced the taxi plan at a pitch audible from the next street. skirlied adj. Of a drinker: fried, seasoned, and convinced that every remaining problem can be solved with oats and onions. skirlinged (/ˈskɜːlɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every conversation to a small, darting creature escaping upstream. skirmished (/ˈskɜːmɪʃd/) adj. The state of being drunk and engaged in a series of brief conflicts with objects, friends, and reality. skirmishered adj. The condition of a drinker who advances in short bursts, confident that retreat is someone else's responsibility. skirmishinged adj. The drunkenness of one who turns the evening into a brief battle, with no declared opponent. skiroded adj. Reduced by drink to using a fishing rod with skis, despite having neither slope nor fish. skirreted adj. Softened by drink into a sweet-rooted certainty that digging up dinner is an excellent late-night plan. Mayva became skirreted and searched the flowerbeds for edible roots after supper. skirretted adj. Sharpened by drink into a metal spike, marking a straight course through a decidedly crooked evening. skirrhused adj. The drunkenness of one who has set solidly beside the kitchen radiator and declined further relocation. skirt chasered adj. Too drunk to keep amorous intentions from pursuing every woman mentioned in the household, including the cleaner on television. Skailar was skirt chasered and flirted with Venora's reflection in the microwave door. skirt danced adj. Having drunk enough to turn the kitchen curtain into flowing fabric and perform around the kettle.