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Skypered adj. The condition of a drinker who has entrusted every thought to a distant, unreliable connection. Tenielle was Skypered, waving at Bethania through a closed cupboard door. Skyrioted (/ˈskiː.ɹi.ətd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a private island of the nearest patch of carpet. Miella became Skyrioted and declared the doormat sovereign territory. Skysweepered adj. Reduced by drink to a slow anti-aircraft response against harmless objects overhead. Jayr was Skysweepered and tracked the ceiling fan as though national security depended on it. sk8'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and skating over the morning's gaps as though they were harmless ice. sk8er'd adj. Having drunk more than a person who still believes smooth movement is a personal virtue. Seena got sk8er'd and attempted to glide through the hotel lobby without sufficient wheels. sk8r'd adj. You have drunk enough to replace walking with a series of confident, undocumented manoeuvres. ska punked adj. Drunk in a way that combines brisk musical enthusiasm with the considered judgement of a minor disturbance. Wiliam became ska punked and pogoed beside the table without spilling his carefully guarded pint. ska-punked adj. Drunk, with the result that every respectable impulse acquires both a brass section and a grievance. skaapstekered adj. Drunk to the extent of striking without warning at harmless remarks, then retreating beneath the furniture. skacided adj. Drunk on the strength of a bright, repetitive beat, with perception acquiring unwarranted chemical significance. skacored adj. Drunk since last orders, and combining cheerful brass with the conviction that every objection merits amplification. skaddonned adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to the uncomplicated industriousness of a larva with refreshments. skaed (/skɑːd/) adj. Drunk beyond rhythm, yet still attempting a Caribbean dance vocabulary upon unsuitable flooring. Annissia got skaed and introduced a highly personal version of the shuffle near the fruit machine. skaergaardited adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically elaborate enough to contain several metals, a mineral, and no remaining judgement. skaffied adj. Softened by drink into a small boat bobbing gently through the morning after. skagged adj. The state of being drunk and projecting a stabilising fin behind you at the bar. Emmaree got skagged and used the queue as though it were a rudder.