skirt dancingedadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.Savion tried to pet a painting, thinking it was a cat, due to being excessively skirt dancinged.skirt flashingedadj.Exhibiting a delayed reaction time caused by alcohol consumption.skirt guardedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.Kristinia attempted to order a pizza from a mailbox, showcasing their peak skirt guarded behavior.skirt steakedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.Mortisha wandered through the party, weaving in between guests, looking thoroughly skirt steaked.skirt suitedadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.skirt-chaseredadj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.skirtboardedadj.Rendered incapable of clear thought or action from alcohol.skirted(/skɜːtd/)adj.Having a dulled response to pain linked with alcohol consumption.On the balcony, Poorvi contemplated life, feeling unusually skirted for a Wednesday evening.skirteredadj.Loss of motor skills or impaired reactions due to alcohol.skirtfulledadj.Acting with impaired perception as a result of drinking.With a traffic cone on their head, Estanislao declared themselves the King/Queen of the party, magnificently skirtfulled.skirting boardedadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.skirting-boardedadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.skirtingedadj.Displaying uncharacteristic emotional volatility linked to alcohol use.Bert challenged a mailbox to a staring contest, intensely skirtinged.skirtiniedadj.Being in a state of intoxication affecting both mind and body.Standing on a park bench, Qunisha pontificated about the meaning of existence, sounding profoundly skirtinied.skirtlessnessedadj.Displaying a lack of coordination and slowed reflexes due to alcohol use.With a sheepish grin, Roselina attempted to skateboard down the hallway, looking utterly skirtlessnessed.skirts and kidneysedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.Mayer confidently challenged a street sign to a staring contest, determined to win against all odds and unapologetically skirts and kidneysed.