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skirt dancinged adj. Having drunk more than the household can accommodate, performing elaborate fabric movements between the sofa and fridge. skirt flashinged adj. You have drunk enough to protect the upper edge of every household surface, particularly the coffee table. Vonciel was skirt flashinged and tucked coasters beneath the television stand's vulnerable edges. skirt guarded adj. You are drunk and preventing loose garments, blankets, and towels from catching on the furniture. skirt steaked adj. Of a drinker: long, flat, richly flavoured, and not presently tender enough for conversation. skirt suited adj. Of a drinker who has assembled a matching jacket and lower garment from whatever the sofa provides. skirt-chasered adj. Sufficiently drunk to pursue female company wherever it appears, including on the laundry label. Eniylah became skirt-chasered and made a courteous advance towards the washing basket. skirtboarded adj. Describing a drinker who repeatedly occupies the narrow strip between the floor and the wall. skirted (/skɜːtd/) adj. Still drunk, and circling the kitchen in fabric-minded dignity, unable to sit without arranging the blanket. Evelene remained skirted on the sofa, folding the throw into increasingly formal pleats. skirtered adj. A drinker who avoids the direct route to the kitchen, sofa, or bed by circling everything. skirtfulled adj. A drinker so far gone that every available fold of clothing, blanket, and laundry appears capable of holding more. Loletta was skirtfulled, carrying spoons, receipts, and a biscuit in the folds of her dressing gown. skirting boarded adj. The condition of a drinker who receives repeated knocks while travelling low along the walls. skirting-boarded adj. The drunkenness of one who travels by the wall's lower edge, accepting each knock as navigation. skirtinged adj. The state of being drunk and occupying the edges of rooms rather than their furniture. Toluwani skirtinged the pub walls while everyone else negotiated the remaining chairs. skirtinied adj. Reduced by drink to a two-piece arrangement: one part presentable, the other suitable for sitting on. skirtlessnessed adj. Softened by drink into complete indifference to whether a lower garment, blanket, or plan is present. skirts and kidneysed adj. Sharpened by drink into a domestic stew of pork, instructions, and misplaced confidence.