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skittles partied adj. Reduced by drink to treating the contents of the medicine cabinet as an informal lucky dip. Lennix became skittles partied after supper and inspected the pub’s first-aid box with interest. skitzed adj. Drunk beyond coherence, with the unsettled conviction that the furniture has changed position. skived (/ˈskaɪvd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into finding every chore remarkably easy to avoid without consequence. Haleema-sadia went skived and declared the washing-up safely someone else’s concern. skivered (/ˈskaɪvəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into the moral condition of a slacker, with the pub providing excellent cover. skivinged adj. Emboldened by drink to pare every obligation down to its thinnest, least troublesome layer. skivved adj. Softened by drink into a coin of the realm, accepted anywhere but no longer useful for paying. skivvied (/ˈskɪvid/) adj. Slowed by drink to performing every small domestic task with the solemn pace of a reluctant servant. skiwayed adj. Drunk and restricted to one straight route, as though turning required specialised equipment. skiweared adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary clothing has acquired the bulk and solemnity of mountain equipment. sklodowskited adj. Drunk enough to acquire a mineral’s density, colour and unhelpful persistence beneath the table. skoalinged adj. Drunk past the point of offering a toast without expecting the entire bar to answer in chorus. skogginged adj. Drunk beyond ordinary locomotion, propelling yourself alternately from foot to foot as though on a board. Clynt went skogginged between tables and nearly reached the toilets without stepping normally. skoke berried adj. You are drunk and darkly conspicuous among the coats, ripening in place rather than setting off. Rasheeta was skoke berried by closing time, a purple presence beside the cloakroom tickets. skokeberried adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the complexion dark, the judgement purple and the fruit bowl under suspicion. skokiaaned adj. Drunk, with the result that every homemade spirit in the county seems both trustworthy and necessary. skolecited adj. Drunk to the point where a harmless mineral specimen acquires the authority of a personal diagnosis.