skolezited
skordaliaed

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skolezited adj. Drunk enough to regard a pale mineral as an appropriate companion for the remainder of the evening. skolioned adj. Drunk to the extent of supplying a ceremonial song whenever someone raises a glass. Darnishia got skolioned and sang a heroic verse before anyone had finished pouring.
skoliosexualed (/skoʊlioʊˈsɛkʃuəld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and unexpectedly drawn to whatever in the pub is least straight. Trevi was skoliosexualed and complimented the wonky dartboard with unusual sincerity. skoliosexualitied adj. The drunkenness of one who finds the evening’s attractions taxonomically intricate, then settles for the barmaid. skollied adj. Reduced by drink to conducting minor criminal enterprise, chiefly involving someone else’s unattended crisps. skomorokhed adj. Softened by drink into entertaining the company with medieval gestures, then dropping a sausage roll. Amica became skomorokhed and performed a courtly routine beside the fruit machine. skonced adj. Drunk on the strength of a familiar spelling, and confident that all illumination requires personal supervision. skookum housed adj. Loosened by drink into treating the nearest locked door as a temporary institution. skookumed (/ˈskuːkəmd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a formidable apparition, chiefly when asked to leave the buffet. skooled adj. Drunk to the point where every simple matter requires a demonstration. Riquelmer got skooled by the bottle opener and left it for someone more experienced. skooshed (/skuːʃd/) adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a small squirt of liquid whenever asked about the journey home. skooted adj. Sharpened by drink into a barge-minded drinker, navigating directly towards the nearest sofa. skootered adj. Emboldened by drink to mistake a modest hemline for a constitutional liberty. Piya got skootered and conducted the raffle with the solemnity of a revolutionary. skoposed adj. Drunk and assigning every remark a function, though most now function merely as requests for chips. skoramised adj. Drunk to the point where the only suitable receptacle is granted the dignity of a household name.
skordaliaed adj. Drunk enough to regard a thick garlic sauce as the natural conclusion to a distinguished evening.